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No us neither but that's what he told us and who are we to argue? Just had the most amazing meet with a stunning couple, think the soft swap thing has totally gone out the window!! Please don't send us a rude message if you don't get a reply (you most definitely will anyway..) And i'm not talking about the single guys either oh no, you couples are much worse.Although we both love it when a plan comes together ,whats this obsession with the A-Team? The odd glass of wine is the absolute limit of intoxicants we allow into our bodies btw (although over many years we have built up an immunity to iocane powder) UPDATE 2!!! Just a nice couple, that's all we want, not much to ask is it? (but you will anyway..) If you do then block you we will, yes hmm. No point sending a message like "hey really like to meet you" either when you have no pics at all (you will anyway), or one pic of a soft dribbling cock or mashed up fanny or some other crime scene, how are we supposed to know if we'd like to meet you, tepthelpyy? No matter how polite in our replies when messaged from large fifty-somethings from 200 miles away about some "hot" couple their meeting the following day and did we want to join in? Do this and you'll be worth less to us than a lorry load of dead rats in a Tampon factory..And we've just watched a Fred and Rose West documentary so any unverified couples that invite us round to their cellar for a nice cup of tea, errm.. Oh and if your username is anything like robocockdeepthrustpussypounderlickallnight12"massivedongfistfuckercuckoldking ironballs Mc Ginty then don't even bother!!!! Flashers, that's what you are, flashers, bandying around pics of your cocks like a good old fashioned flasher, but it's legal now you see? Quite a strange way to introduce yourself, i mean usually expect a man to extend his hand to shake.* It's not like we don't accept messages from single guys (those goofy bastards are about the best thing i've got going on in my life right now) just have a little r. Try it next time you're walking through a park approaching someone and then.. Can see you sat there now, racking your brains on how to get our attention, " I know" you say, "I'll send them a pic of my hairy cock, that should do it"..., it doesn't..

The best things definitely come to those who wait..Oh wait its from a bloke..) "Hi please do not take this the wrong way , but I'm deadly serious , How much would it cost for me to come and have sex with you ?I would like to record it also , I would be looking for anal also , I would Boone hotel all exspenses paid etc ??They're nice people mother, " BECAUSE THEY WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU ", well after being on this site for a while she was right all along.. If we message you back this is not a high-five moment (although you'll think so anyway..) Its just damage limitation on our part really, hopefully stops the abusive messages when it sinks in that we're not interested.. Send an offensive message and you too vill also go on ze list.. After 6 years, 7 months, 23 days, 16hrs on here We finally HAVE met a couple, and jolly good fun it was too, you know what they say..? We're no spring chickens, both nearing mid-forties (and look it!Don't care about all this 'must have a good sense of humour' or 'banter' or Irish 'craic' (whatever that is), don't care if you're quiet or shy, not after a comedian or entertainer and definitely please don't expect one in return.(oh we amuse you..? ) and by no means "up" ourselves, we know we're just average looking and with Suzie being a Stealth Hottie you wouldn't look twice if you passed us in the street (but if you do recognise us, just give us 'the nod') and we're not going to put any bad pics on are we? Mind you we're both gym members (and sometimes even go).

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